Dear Manufacturers of the World:
I am tall. I am supermodel tall. I am not a supermodel.
I have curves. My body does occasionally zig where it should zag.
I appreciate your consideration of this fact.
What I do not appreciate, however, is that your idea of a pair of "tall" pants means an extra two inches on the end of the pant leg and does not, in fact, take into account that being tall means the rest of the body is also elongated. Instead, your "tall" pants make me feel like I'm wearing thong underwear. Backwards. While jogging.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Truly,
BH
I am tall. I am supermodel tall. I am not a supermodel.
I have curves. My body does occasionally zig where it should zag.
I appreciate your consideration of this fact.
What I do not appreciate, however, is that your idea of a pair of "tall" pants means an extra two inches on the end of the pant leg and does not, in fact, take into account that being tall means the rest of the body is also elongated. Instead, your "tall" pants make me feel like I'm wearing thong underwear. Backwards. While jogging.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Truly,
BH
2 comments:
I second that emotion!
I didn't know you were tall?! that's awesome.
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